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Previously on "Wrecked"...

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I can't stay in the same
place with the same people...

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I'm gonna chart the island.

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Great idea. I'll come with.

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I think I'm gonna go
by myself on this one.

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I think we need an election.

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The new leader of the island is...

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Steve!

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- [Laughs]
- Really?!

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Jess: Todd stole the camp's stuff.

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What if we dug a giant pit?

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We can throw Todd in there

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until he gives us all of our stuff back.

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- Throw him in the pit!
- [Thud]

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[Cheering]

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Oh, God!

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All the hard work you've been doing

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for all these years is gone.

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[Screaming]

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Pack, the beach is that way!

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Hello!

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Anybody!

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[Screaming]

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I gave you your stupid stuff back!

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Now get me out of here,
you goddamn animals!

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[Panting]

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What happens if it rains?!

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I'll drown!

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Or maybe I can swim my way out.

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Oh, yeah. Come on, rain.

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Come on, rain!

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Hey, Todd. I got your food.

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Come on. Hey, Chumba!

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Chumba, man, hey, listen,
you got to get me out of here.

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There's, uh [Chuckles]

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There's something down here.

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- What is it?
- I don't know.

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I don't know, Chumba, but it's weird.

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It's so weird.

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Here, come down here so
you can see for yourself.

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Is your plan to get me down there

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so you can hold me hostage?

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- No.
- I'm not going down there, Todd.

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[Bleep] you, Chumba! You rat!

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I'll rip your heart out. Oh, God!

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Here's your food.

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- No.
- [Thud]

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- Goodbye, Todd.
- No! No, Chumba!

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Hey, hey! Chumba, wait!

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I thought we were bros, dude!

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Oh, Chumba, let me out of here!

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Oh, Chumba!

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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Dad?

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Hey, there he is! Big O!

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Oh, shit!

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Was that today?

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- I'm sorry, dude, I had this...
- Where are you going?

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Well, uh...

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I got to jet off for a while.

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Why?

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Well, your mom and me,
we're having some issues.

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Let me see if I can explain it
in terms you can understand.

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Sometimes in the, uh, pageant of love,

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there can be more than one winner,

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like your mom and her friend Linda

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and sometimes Linda's sister, Stacey.

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The point is, your mom doesn't
want to share the crown.

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So I got to move out.

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Are you coming back?

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Owen, can I give you a
little bit of advice?

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Don't ever stay in one
place for too long.

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You just end up getting hurt.

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It's best to just...
fsht! Keep on moving.

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Moving is living.

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That and crank one out once a day.

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Keeps you loose, sharp.

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You got that, buddy?

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Moving is living.

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And don't forget to crank one out!

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Oh.

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[Grunting]

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Steve: Hello, everyone.

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Welcome to the third
island meeting under me,

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your new prime mini-Steve.

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[Light laughter]

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All right, well, lots to discuss today.

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But first up, some exciting news.

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Nigel, quite a good rummager,

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going through the wreckage,
found a flare gun.

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- Yeah!
- Kudos to you, Nigel.

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It'll come in handy.

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Now, today,
I'd like to discuss new shelters.

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I think it's about time
we started building

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- more permanent structures.
- Look!

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Owen's back! And I think
he's got something!

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Oh, wait, guys! Hang on.

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I haven't finished talking
about the structures and...

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footpaths.

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Hey. I found this on the
other side of the island.

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- Nice!
- Yeah.

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What were you doing over there?

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What do you mean? I was
just walking around.

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I was just... It
washed up on the beach.

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And I was just walking around.
Why, what, huh?

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"Cowboy Pants Truck Time."

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Yeah.

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That's nice, Owen.

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Don't you guys see what this is?

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A super-confusing Chinese jeans ad?

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Guys, it's a sail.

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Yeah?

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This is our way home.

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[Whimpering] So hungry.

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I'm so hungry.

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[Panting]

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Ugh! [Spits]

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Oh!

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What the hell?

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What happened?

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Ooh!

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Food!

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Food! [Panting]

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

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[Can clatters]

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[Crying] I'm gonna die here.

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With two gross dudes.

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[Whimpers]

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Owen, how's the tarp going?

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Good. Good. I think, you know,
we just got to build a boat.

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I was thinking instead of a boat,

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we could use the tarp for shelter.

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What?

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Shelter, it's... It's
just basically...

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It means like a covering to keep you...

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Yeah, I understand
what shelter is, Steve.

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I just...  I don't understand why.

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Oh, just 'cause it's
always raining here.

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You know, it would be nice to
have somewhere dry to hide,

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get some sort of livable space.

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Well, how about when you find a tarp,
you can make it livable.

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But I found this tarp,
so I'm gonna sail home.

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Yeah?

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[Birds squawking]

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Well, the thing is,
I-I'm kind of in charge now.

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So...

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Wait, was that not a joke? [Chuckles]

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When Diane said that they
elected you to be the boss,

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I thought that was a big joke.

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- Is that real?
- That's real.

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It was a landslide victory.

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[Laughing] Holy moly!

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Whoa! That is hilarious!

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Steve!

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I had a good laugh, too.

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- Yeah.
- I mean, I was, "Me?!"

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- You know?
- I know, you?!

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- Yeah.
- Not you.

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- Yes, turns out, I'm the guy.
- Come on.

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So what I'm gonna do is now
just confiscate this from you.

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Okay, Steve, how about this, man?

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How about we go ahead
and we ask your island

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what they want to do with the tarp?

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Seriously, nobody else wants
to use the tarp as a sail?

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Just us three? Really?

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Guys, we have to at
least make an attempt.

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Moving is living, right?

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Florence, don't you
want to get out of here?

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Of course I do,
but sailing into that ocean is suicide.

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Besides, now we've got a flare gun.

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I mean, we could get rescued here.

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That's the ultimate plan, surely!

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In the meantime,
we can use the tarp for shelter.

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It would be nice to have someplace dry.

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You know, more livable.

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Oh, my God.

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Okay, well, who votes we use the
"Truck Time" tarp for shelter

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until we come up with a
better solution for rescuing?

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Seriously?

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Well, there it is, then.

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[Chuckles]

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I might even add quite a landslide.

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I hope you all feel real
good about yourselves,

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making a grown man go crazy!

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[Twig snaps, rustling]

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Who's there?!

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[Screaming]

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Jess, you okay?

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Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, I'm fine.
It's just stupid Todd and stuff.

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Maybe I should just go check on him,
make sure he's okay.

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Uh, no. You do not go see
your ex after a breakup, okay?

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Trust me.

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Besides, you are way too good for him!

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What? I don't know.

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Oh, my God!

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You are the hottest ever,
and he's like a two, max.

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Oh, my God.

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You're like Kate Winslet in "Titanic."

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You don't want to be chained
to some douchebag fianc?.

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You want to be getting it on,

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dancing a jig to some fiddle
music with some immigrants,

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steaming up the windows.

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You want to do all that.

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You don't want to be locked
up to some ball and chain.

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Todd's like that actor
who played the fianc?.

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What's that guy's name?

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I-I don't know.

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Oh, my God! What is
his name? I don't know.

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He's got those eyebrows.

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Ow.

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- Danny?
- Yeah?!

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What is the name of the guy

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who played Kate Winslet's fianc? in
"Titanic"?

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Uh...

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With the eyebrows.

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It's not Josh Brolin,
but it's like Josh Brolin.

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- Nothing like Josh Brolin.
- No, what's his name?

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- Idiot.
- Josh Hartnett.

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He's got brows!

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- No, it's not.
- No.

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- Very wrong.
- Eric Stoltz?

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Absolutely not!

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Matthew Modine. Matthew Fox!

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Oh, my God, you're so worthless!

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It doesn't matter. Never mind.

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It does matter, because
I know I know it.

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Don't know his name. Idiot.

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It's fine.

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Not Stoltz?

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Anyways, you have got to
release your inner Winslet.

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Mmm.

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Okay, and I'm talking about rebound sex.

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Oh, my God! No, no, no, no, no.

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- I do not think I can do that.
- Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

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- No. No, no, no.
- [Laughs]

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Some guys are like
[Imitating machine-gun fire]

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Uh...  Oh! Oh!

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Pa-pow! [Laughs]

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No, no, no, no.

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[Todd screaming]

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Somebody!

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[Oinking]

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A wild animal fell in here.
I'm not kidding this time!

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Somebody come get it! Oh, my God!

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All right, fine! I'll deal with it.

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[Pig oinking]

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Okay. Okay, Todd.

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Okay, Todd, you're a badass, Todd.

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Do it! Do it!

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[Whimpering]

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Get ready to die!

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- [Screaming]
- [Pig squealing]

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This is killing me.

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Yeah, I know. I found that tarp.

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What?!

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I should be able to do with
my tarp whatever I want.

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He finds a tarp,
he can do whatever he wants.

262
00:10:28,343 --> 00:10:29,685
He can build a shelter
with his own tarp.

263
00:10:29,711 --> 00:10:31,729
I respect tarps.
That's not a problem for me.

264
00:10:31,754 --> 00:10:33,759
I'm just trying to get
people off the island.

265
00:10:33,784 --> 00:10:34,762
I'm trying to figure out

266
00:10:34,787 --> 00:10:37,155
who played Kate Winslet's fianc? in
"Titanic."

267
00:10:37,233 --> 00:10:39,692
- Who cares?
- Like half the island.

268
00:10:39,717 --> 00:10:42,538
None of us can remember his name.

269
00:10:42,563 --> 00:10:45,027
I mean, back home, we would know in,
like, two seconds.

270
00:10:45,052 --> 00:10:46,042
I'm sorry.

271
00:10:46,258 --> 00:10:48,285
I can't work until I figure this out.

272
00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:49,949
I'm going to ask somebody else.

273
00:10:51,328 --> 00:10:53,755
All right. Team, let's get together!

274
00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:55,526
Let's figure this out right now!

275
00:10:55,551 --> 00:10:58,429
The ship is going
down. He's a real dick.

276
00:10:58,455 --> 00:11:00,558
Oh, who was that actor, right, guys?!

277
00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:03,484
Oh, I can't even think
about building this shelter

278
00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:04,806
till we figure this out.

279
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:07,022
If only we were back home!

280
00:11:09,618 --> 00:11:11,218
Eric Roberts?

281
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:13,220
James Marsden.

282
00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:14,834
Oh, one of the Dillons.

283
00:11:14,859 --> 00:11:17,233
No, no, and no!

284
00:11:17,258 --> 00:11:19,670
Oh, wait. Is he the
guy from "The Mummy"?

285
00:11:19,695 --> 00:11:21,561
You know, the guy that plays the mummy.

286
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:24,222
You mean Arnold Vosloo?

287
00:11:24,247 --> 00:11:25,253
Yeah.

288
00:11:25,278 --> 00:11:27,717
Are we serious, Pablo?!

289
00:11:27,742 --> 00:11:30,201
Why don't you get the
[bleep] out of here, okay?!

290
00:11:30,227 --> 00:11:31,583
Why don't you go take a walk

291
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:33,525
and start using your brain on that walk

292
00:11:33,550 --> 00:11:35,246
and come back when you have some ideas!

293
00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:37,100
Is this really happening? [Chuckles]

294
00:11:38,019 --> 00:11:40,086
I just wish I had my phone, you know?

295
00:11:40,111 --> 00:11:41,442
- God damn it!
- Right?

296
00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:42,030
Shit!

297
00:11:42,055 --> 00:11:45,523
I feel like the only way we're
gonna get this guy's name

298
00:11:45,548 --> 00:11:47,497
is if we stop waiting around
for something to happen

299
00:11:47,522 --> 00:11:50,721
and actually do something ourselves,
you know?

300
00:11:50,746 --> 00:11:51,977
Right? Yeah, okay.

301
00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,787
I'm gonna go start working on my boat

302
00:11:53,811 --> 00:11:56,264
because something tells me
these people are gonna want

303
00:11:56,289 --> 00:11:58,709
to get off this island
sooner rather than later.

304
00:11:58,734 --> 00:11:59,972
And that tarp is as good as mine.

305
00:11:59,997 --> 00:12:01,205
Yeah, sure. Whatever, man.

306
00:12:01,230 --> 00:12:03,836
Billy Crudup. Huh? No?

307
00:12:03,861 --> 00:12:05,612
- Damn it!
- What's all this?

308
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:06,868
Why have you stopped working?

309
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,506
We're trying to figure out who
played the fianc? in "Titanic."

310
00:12:09,532 --> 00:12:11,259
It's extremely important.

311
00:12:11,475 --> 00:12:13,587
Is it? Come on, Owen.

312
00:12:13,612 --> 00:12:15,036
Sounds a bit silly.

313
00:12:15,061 --> 00:12:17,228
Silly? Sounds a bit silly?

314
00:12:17,513 --> 00:12:19,546
Okay, if we as an island cannot remember

315
00:12:19,571 --> 00:12:22,866
the name of one of the
world's finest actors,

316
00:12:22,892 --> 00:12:24,883
what are we gonna forget next, huh?

317
00:12:24,908 --> 00:12:27,291
Music? What beauty is?

318
00:12:27,315 --> 00:12:28,955
Huh? Harry Potter?!

319
00:12:29,001 --> 00:12:29,984
- No!
- No!

320
00:12:30,009 --> 00:12:31,172
- Great series.
- Yeah.

321
00:12:31,197 --> 00:12:32,405
Guys, back home,

322
00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:35,031
we were living in the
golden age of information.

323
00:12:35,581 --> 00:12:38,729
Here, we are one step away
from living like apes!

324
00:12:38,754 --> 00:12:39,739
Like apes!

325
00:12:39,764 --> 00:12:42,009
Soon, we're probably gonna be
hucking our poop at each other,

326
00:12:42,034 --> 00:12:43,691
jerking off out in the open.

327
00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:46,323
This guy already did once, I think.

328
00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,859
Do you want to Huck your
own poop at people, Diane?

329
00:12:48,884 --> 00:12:50,771
- No!
- You want to Huck poop!

330
00:12:50,796 --> 00:12:52,443
- No!
- Is that what you want, Diane?!

331
00:12:52,468 --> 00:12:54,859
- No!
- I didn't think so!

332
00:12:55,722 --> 00:12:58,409
This is not about just
the name of an actor.

333
00:12:58,434 --> 00:13:00,395
This is about our humanity.

334
00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:02,108
Right, guys? Who's with me?!

335
00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:04,268
- [Cheering]
- Come on!

336
00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:06,112
- That's right!
- Yeah!

337
00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:08,461
- Yes! I'm with you!
- Yeah!

338
00:13:08,486 --> 00:13:10,580
Yeah!

339
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:13,767
Anthony Edwards?

340
00:13:15,193 --> 00:13:16,299
Buddy?

341
00:13:16,324 --> 00:13:18,491
- [Gasps]
- You ain't looking too good.

342
00:13:18,792 --> 00:13:20,158
You're alive?

343
00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:22,450
Who, me? [Grunts]

344
00:13:22,475 --> 00:13:24,755
Oh. Oh, hell no.

345
00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:26,730
I'm deader than a doorknob.

346
00:13:26,755 --> 00:13:28,815
- So is my old buddy Jerry here.
- How you doing?

347
00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,841
[Screams] How the shit
are you talking right now?

348
00:13:31,866 --> 00:13:35,374
Well, my guess,
and I am speaking from some experience,

349
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,087
is that you are in the
final hallucinating stage

350
00:13:38,112 --> 00:13:39,112
of starvation.

351
00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:41,504
Oh, yeah. Your little
body's shutting down.

352
00:13:41,530 --> 00:13:42,673
Is that how you guys died?

353
00:13:42,697 --> 00:13:44,519
Oh, no, no, unh-unh. I took him out.

354
00:13:44,545 --> 00:13:46,272
Oh, bullshit! I got you first.

355
00:13:46,297 --> 00:13:47,546
I got you with a choke hold.

356
00:13:47,571 --> 00:13:49,075
- Oh! Eat stick!
- Yeah, find out who's getting...

357
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:51,054
Hey! Hey!

358
00:13:51,318 --> 00:13:53,902
Stop it! Stop it!

359
00:13:53,927 --> 00:13:57,429
Stop fighting! Stop fighting!

360
00:13:57,454 --> 00:13:59,718
Agree to disagree!

361
00:13:59,743 --> 00:14:01,157
How did this happen?

362
00:14:01,182 --> 00:14:04,117
Well, after the crash,
we landed out here.

363
00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:06,749
Food ran out about five days ago,

364
00:14:06,774 --> 00:14:09,341
and things went bad fast.

365
00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:13,197
I'm never gonna let this country
jackass make a meal out of me.

366
00:14:13,222 --> 00:14:15,887
- Jackass?!
- Oh, gross!

367
00:14:15,912 --> 00:14:19,343
How could you guys even
think about eating a person?!

368
00:14:19,368 --> 00:14:21,327
I hate to break it to you, pal,

369
00:14:21,448 --> 00:14:23,312
but you're thinking about it right now.

370
00:14:23,337 --> 00:14:25,597
No, no. No, no, I'm not!

371
00:14:25,622 --> 00:14:26,773
- No, I'm not.
- Whoa.

372
00:14:26,798 --> 00:14:29,154
Man, just think of us
for what we really are...

373
00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:31,687
Two piles of meat!

374
00:14:31,713 --> 00:14:33,075
- Mmm!
- No.

375
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,411
Finger-licking.

376
00:14:34,436 --> 00:14:36,169
No.

377
00:14:36,581 --> 00:14:37,680
No.

378
00:14:37,705 --> 00:14:39,226
- All you can eat.
- No.

379
00:14:39,251 --> 00:14:41,345
The buffet is open.

380
00:14:42,451 --> 00:14:44,929
[Oinking]

381
00:14:45,215 --> 00:14:46,738
What?

382
00:14:47,282 --> 00:14:48,721
You hungry?

383
00:14:49,566 --> 00:14:51,851
Well, sucks for you.

384
00:14:51,876 --> 00:14:55,281
Should have brought something to eat,
shouldn't you have?

385
00:14:57,837 --> 00:15:00,626
[Sighs] All right.

386
00:15:03,127 --> 00:15:05,597
These are Cheez-Its. They're precious.

387
00:15:05,622 --> 00:15:06,777
It's my last bag.

388
00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:08,801
[Oinking]

389
00:15:09,468 --> 00:15:11,375
Good shit, right?

390
00:15:13,470 --> 00:15:15,551
I'm gonna name you Meat.

391
00:15:19,977 --> 00:15:22,811
All right, Owen. The
was quite the prank.

392
00:15:22,836 --> 00:15:24,002
Well done.

393
00:15:24,027 --> 00:15:25,797
I think this should end now, though.

394
00:15:25,822 --> 00:15:28,156
I want everyone to get
back to the shelter.

395
00:15:28,898 --> 00:15:30,765
What's the matter, Steve, huh?

396
00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:33,533
You worried that if people
don't find this place livable,

397
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,417
they might want to give me the tarp?

398
00:15:37,253 --> 00:15:39,870
Owen, do you know the
name of that actor?

399
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,125
Well, maybe I do and maybe I don't.

400
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,014
Well, if you won't end it, I will.

401
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:51,382
Okay, well, unless you know the name,
I'd like to see you try.

402
00:15:51,407 --> 00:15:52,766
I know the name.

403
00:15:53,175 --> 00:15:56,825
How does Stanley Tucci sound?

404
00:15:56,958 --> 00:15:58,417
Yeah, that's not even close.

405
00:15:58,442 --> 00:16:00,385
Oh! God damn it!

406
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:02,497
Sure it was Tucci.

407
00:16:02,522 --> 00:16:04,689
He's been in so many goddamn things.

408
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,260
All the faces look the same.

409
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:11,905
[Gasps] I got it!

410
00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:12,830
- [Crowd gasps]
- I got it.

411
00:16:12,854 --> 00:16:14,451
I know the name!

412
00:16:14,476 --> 00:16:16,543
Rupert Everett!

413
00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:19,178
We already said Rupert Everett, Pablo!

414
00:16:19,204 --> 00:16:20,851
Oh!

415
00:16:20,876 --> 00:16:22,419
[Screams]

416
00:16:22,444 --> 00:16:23,282
What's wrong with you?!

417
00:16:23,307 --> 00:16:24,235
[Growls]

418
00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,652
I can't remember!

419
00:16:25,677 --> 00:16:27,476
None of us can remember, Diane!

420
00:16:27,501 --> 00:16:31,228
No, I mean I can't remember
what my dog smells like!

421
00:16:31,253 --> 00:16:32,956
[Crying] Oh, God.

422
00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:36,501
Dear God, it's begun.

423
00:16:36,526 --> 00:16:38,827
[Sobbing]

424
00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,745
What is beauty?

425
00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:45,756
Oh, look at us.

426
00:16:46,374 --> 00:16:48,819
It's a real shame, isn't it?

427
00:16:48,845 --> 00:16:49,924
You know, I just wish

428
00:16:49,949 --> 00:16:52,077
Owen would tell us what
the name is already.

429
00:16:52,125 --> 00:16:55,140
Owen knows the name?

430
00:16:56,087 --> 00:16:58,124
Yeah.

431
00:16:58,149 --> 00:16:59,307
Yep.

432
00:16:59,332 --> 00:17:00,420
Let's get him!

433
00:17:08,285 --> 00:17:09,625
Diane: Owen!

434
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:10,952
Tell us the name of the actor

435
00:17:10,977 --> 00:17:12,657
who played the fianc? from "Titanic"

436
00:17:12,682 --> 00:17:13,986
or we'll rip your head off!

437
00:17:14,011 --> 00:17:15,464
Owen, I told them you didn't know.

438
00:17:15,489 --> 00:17:16,975
- Oh, God!
- He knows!

439
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,591
He's just keeping it from us

440
00:17:18,616 --> 00:17:21,126
to get back at Steve for
taking his stupid tarp.

441
00:17:21,151 --> 00:17:23,495
Hey, hey, I don't know
the name, I swear.

442
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:26,521
If he won't tell us the name,
we'll tear his boat apart.

443
00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:27,583
Let's go!

444
00:17:27,608 --> 00:17:29,188
Hey, wait, wait! Wait!

445
00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:32,233
Okay, this is exactly
why we shouldn't be here.

446
00:17:32,258 --> 00:17:33,812
Guys, we cannot live like this!

447
00:17:33,837 --> 00:17:36,100
This is the reason that
we should take this boat

448
00:17:36,126 --> 00:17:37,793
and we should leave the island.

449
00:17:38,647 --> 00:17:40,772
- Tear his boat apart!
- Yeah!

450
00:17:40,797 --> 00:17:42,924
No, no, no! Hey, no!

451
00:17:42,949 --> 00:17:44,358
No!

452
00:17:44,383 --> 00:17:46,416
[Dramatic music playing]

453
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,301
Oh, everyone!

454
00:18:00,326 --> 00:18:02,526
Look at what Owen has done to us.

455
00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:04,562
Shame on him for causing this.

456
00:18:04,587 --> 00:18:06,013
But shame on us.

457
00:18:06,202 --> 00:18:07,745
We've stooped just as low.

458
00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:09,778
But he won't tell us the name!

459
00:18:09,804 --> 00:18:12,140
We have to know the name!

460
00:18:12,165 --> 00:18:13,541
Well, there's another way.

461
00:18:13,566 --> 00:18:16,233
- What way?
- We try and stop remembering.

462
00:18:16,389 --> 00:18:19,001
We busy our minds with
building the shelter.

463
00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:21,202
We just let the answer come to us.

464
00:18:21,227 --> 00:18:23,041
What if it doesn't work?

465
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:27,103
Then we're coming for Owen.

466
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,898
You see, the thing about monogamy

467
00:18:31,923 --> 00:18:34,591
is nature doesn't wire us that way.

468
00:18:34,616 --> 00:18:36,575
- [Oinks]
- Exactly!

469
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:37,691
You know what I mean?

470
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:40,984
Guy like this, a lot of options.

471
00:18:41,008 --> 00:18:42,191
[Twig snaps]

472
00:18:42,216 --> 00:18:43,446
What the hell?

473
00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:45,711
Meat, stay back.

474
00:18:45,736 --> 00:18:47,311
[Squeals]

475
00:18:48,030 --> 00:18:49,329
All right, listen,

476
00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:51,425
we're gonna keep you out of sight,
all right?

477
00:18:51,450 --> 00:18:53,175
'Cause if they knew
you were down here...

478
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,895
[Oinking]

479
00:18:55,084 --> 00:18:56,350
they'd eat you.

480
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,615
[Squeals]

481
00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,439
And you don't want to be eaten, do you?

482
00:18:59,464 --> 00:19:00,535
No, you don't.

483
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,855
You don't want to be eaten.

484
00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:05,281
No, no, no, no, no, no.

485
00:19:06,818 --> 00:19:09,014
- Who's it gonna be, man?
- Shut up.

486
00:19:09,039 --> 00:19:10,592
I kind of cut Gary open a little bit.

487
00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:12,636
Probably dig in there,
get some good rib meat.

488
00:19:12,661 --> 00:19:14,481
- Shut up!
- You don't want me, man.

489
00:19:14,506 --> 00:19:16,154
I'm all dry inside.

490
00:19:16,179 --> 00:19:21,049
But look at this thick...
Oh... juicy rump on Jerry.

491
00:19:21,073 --> 00:19:23,273
I'm gonna tell you what,
if I had my choice,

492
00:19:23,298 --> 00:19:25,283
that's exactly where
I'd sink my chompers.

493
00:19:25,308 --> 00:19:26,595
- This?
- That.

494
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:28,163
Yeah, you do not want any of this.

495
00:19:28,188 --> 00:19:29,673
I haven't worked out in years.

496
00:19:29,698 --> 00:19:31,371
This is like a can of uncooked biscuits.

497
00:19:31,396 --> 00:19:35,859
That is some grade-A, 100% flank steak.

498
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:37,467
Put a little bitty
pat of butter on that.

499
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,708
Shut up!

500
00:19:39,733 --> 00:19:43,859
I don't care if I'm
starving or going insane.

501
00:19:44,106 --> 00:19:47,537
I am not eating a person.

502
00:19:48,371 --> 00:19:51,198
That's a bridge you can't uncross.

503
00:19:51,959 --> 00:19:54,389
- Okay, so just... Aah!
- [Stomach rumbling]

504
00:19:54,414 --> 00:19:55,746
- Yo, Gary.
- Uh-oh.

505
00:19:55,787 --> 00:19:57,648
I don't even think this
dude wants to live.

506
00:19:57,673 --> 00:19:58,591
He doesn't.

507
00:19:58,617 --> 00:19:59,675
Of course I want to live.

508
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,812
Then give yourself a chance, man.

509
00:20:01,837 --> 00:20:03,622
Here. [Grunting]

510
00:20:03,647 --> 00:20:06,462
This is the jungle, Pack.

511
00:20:06,487 --> 00:20:09,543
It is kill or be killed.

512
00:20:09,567 --> 00:20:11,036
Eat or be eaten.

513
00:20:11,061 --> 00:20:11,990
No, no, no!

514
00:20:12,014 --> 00:20:13,389
Don't you want to survive?

515
00:20:13,414 --> 00:20:14,525
- I want to survive.
- Cross that bridge.

516
00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,926
You hear that sound?

517
00:20:15,951 --> 00:20:17,784
That's your mama's dinner bell ringing.

518
00:20:17,809 --> 00:20:20,657
Ding, ding. Ding, ding.

519
00:20:20,682 --> 00:20:23,049
My mama doesn't have a dinner bell.

520
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,537
Well, would you look at this shelter?!

521
00:20:27,562 --> 00:20:29,697
[Applause]

522
00:20:30,012 --> 00:20:32,296
And the tarp fits perfectly!

523
00:20:32,638 --> 00:20:35,040
See, we could make a life here.

524
00:20:35,065 --> 00:20:36,344
That's what's important.

525
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,458
He's right.

526
00:20:37,482 --> 00:20:39,184
I mean, look at what we've built.

527
00:20:39,209 --> 00:20:40,880
Who cares about what's his name?

528
00:20:40,905 --> 00:20:42,329
Steve, Steve!

529
00:20:42,354 --> 00:20:43,480
[All chanting "Steve"]

530
00:20:43,504 --> 00:20:44,737
- That's the spirit.
- [Thunder rumbles]

531
00:20:44,762 --> 00:20:45,816
Oh!

532
00:20:45,841 --> 00:20:48,680
Come on, everyone. Get inside!

533
00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:55,761
You okay, man?

534
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